For all you bacon fans out there…introducing: Squeezable Bacon!
Vilhelm Lillefläsk’s Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!
It even has a shelf life of 12 years!! Ok, feeling sick just thinking about this…
note: this is not a real product (thank goodness) but a clever april fools joke by thinkgeek